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Motifake Demotivational Poster


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.71/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.

DAMN YOU - damn you all

TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?

GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.

TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm
Welcome back, great one!!!


THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966

TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm
Way more bad-a*s!

DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake


TAGS: socially awkward motifaker
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm
join the club, we got T-5hirts


TAGS: csi motifake
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:52 am
My guess is he comes from 'down under'
mariand - September 29, 2011, 1:35 pm
Only a motifaker can do this...that's sure
Verdeckt - September 29, 2011, 1:18 am
Who cares, it looks faaaabulous... I've said too much.
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 8:32 pm
Nice, but it would look better with more Green in it


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

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melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am

3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.

TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

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autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's

404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com


TAGS: motifake quiz poster
Rating: 4.36/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:53 pm
The third child was called Jane......After the surgery she changed it to Johnny.
lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
OR the third child was June... and Johnny was adopted before she gave birth to any of them.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:39 pm
I admit it. It took me awhile. (It's why I can't get long-term care insurance.)
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:06 am
mariand - October 26, 2011, 8:21 pm
LOL...how smart you have to be?...JOHNNY
Feasibly - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by endofembers

Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:05 am
Oh yeah, coming from the guys who always NEVER.........EVER...use the Dark Side. Right.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:07 pm
Auda - November 12, 2008, 7:02 pm
Holy *#&*$#% on a #@$% sandwich with #@$ on top and *@%$# on the side.
Kspace - October 27, 2008, 6:14 pm
I always wondered how long it would be before someone else picked up on that!

DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.

TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm
Ain't that the truth!


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm
lol... I should memorize thi5


MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This

TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

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lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!

PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?

TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.91/5

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marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...

FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.

TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm
gave my boy a hand with his first one


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins


TAGS: respect military flag motifake
Rating: 3.53/5

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Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:33 am
And will that "Electro" guy go kill himself, please?
Joe Miller - October 17, 2009, 3:29 am
Umm, "Patriot"? Go f*** yourself. Next time you burn a flag, do us all a favor and wrap yourself in it first before you light it.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 4:55 pm
Well done Ron
Woodywood03a - August 14, 2009, 3:04 pm
That person is right on the ball on that one, also... Patriot, did you fight in any of the wars??? Tell me that. I have not been in a war, but I know about them.
ARealPatriot - June 20, 2009, 11:29 pm
Get this **** off here. Any well educated American, like myself, knows that Veterans do not deserve preferential treatment for going to war in a war that we should not have been involved in in the first place.
LogicDude - June 9, 2009, 2:09 pm
Hey! TimmyKiChu! Kind of like a combo Pokemon-Troll-Timmy...
YourMamma - June 9, 2009, 3:10 am
Electrogonnorrhea you're a ****head!! Wish I could b**** slap you again!!
moooooooooooo - June 9, 2009, 2:16 am
Is he sliced pumpernickel? because that would be special.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
...you think you did for the country.
KiChu - June 9, 2009, 1:03 am
Mark; I understand where you're coming from, but becoming such an uptight douchebag over some kid on the internet and acting like you're the greatest thing since f***ing sliced bread really makes you look like the pathetic one here. Thanks for whatever...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Although, admitting I'm a troll was fail on my part. I could have kept this **** going, but it's pointless now. Oh well.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:45 pm
I haven't changed a d*** single bit of my story. I stand by everything I've said so far, including the troll thing.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
What you'll learn is that given enough rope, idiots will hang themselves. Interesting that the whole "troll" thing didn't come up until recently. I think you're changing your story because you have no integrity, either.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:33 pm
There's no such thing as "balls on the internet." Balls on the internet is about as real as...say...supporting the troops by making ****ty motivational posters. Lulz, you guys are troll'd so hard.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Just because I'm more of a ***k on the internet than I am IRL doesn't make what I say any less true however. You just don't want to believe it. There's some **** you just don't say out loud, as you may well know. That's what the internet is for.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
Only the weak show balls on the internet... where there is no chance of reaping it.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:30 pm
...make fun of retards like you and mark. Seriously, I do it for the lulz. If you think my real persona is as abrasive as my internet persona, you're an idiot. If you worked in law enforcement you'd know people act differently in different situations.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:28 pm
And you can tell this by arguing with a troll on the internet? How did they let a dumbass like you get to such a position as you SAY you're in? If you had a shred of intelligence you'd know the internet is a place for anonymous trolls like me to...
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 11:20 pm
First thing you'll learn if you ever get on the street is that if you're an a**hole, your back-up is always on the other side of town. God forbid you should ever get on the street though, kid. You're a liability.
cunt destroyer - April 3, 2009, 11:16 pm
Seriously, you m**********rs are so godd*** dumb. It's so f***ing easy to see you're being trolled.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:15 pm
Mark is a veteran, he knows everything about everything, lulz. /sarcasm.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:14 pm
Think about it. "In my opinion, you're in possession of drugs." Wrong. Objectivity would demand the following, "Based on the circumstances I have reason to believe you're in possession of a controlled substance." See the difference there?
Mark - April 3, 2009, 11:10 pm
Friendly Fire isn't very prevalent within US police departments but for some people exceptions can be made. Another phenomena of police departments is how there are no units available when certain people need help. It can be a wake up call if not fatal.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 11:08 pm
Police shouldn't express opinions on the street, therefore crass name-calling wouldn't be an issue. The inability to be even the least bit objective is also a liability, but you obviously wouldn't know anything about that.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 10:50 pm
Oh, I've been on a few hiring boards in my time. I can also tell you with certainty that it's the inability to express an opinion without resorting to base and crass name-calling that will prove to be a liability on the street. Thanks anyway.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:45 pm
Haarakkon - Is there any chance you have entry level openings for target holders?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 9:49 pm
Luckily you're not smart enough to be in a position to be making decisions as to whether or not I'll be needed. It's good that you base that off of my opinion though. You must be a really smart, objective person.
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 9:21 pm
Now, now Haar... Electro won't know if he can be sh** at until he tries. Let's cross our fingers and hope that natural selection works.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 8:45 pm
Electro - I work in law enforcement. The police don't need you. They need good people who can handle being sh** at. Thanks anyway.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 6:54 pm
Actually that did happen when I was 15 because the Marines are nothing but a group of ***-starved p***s who will bang any underaged b**** who wets herself over a man in uniform. Good observation though.
Jason - April 3, 2009, 5:05 pm
Electrogonnorrhea, sounds like someone in the military stole your girlfriend.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:58 pm
Swiss is my favorite.
Fatty - April 3, 2009, 2:47 pm
I like Cheese!
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:05 pm
By the way: "get passed the psychological screening". I a**ume there isn't a human intelligence standard when it comes to joining the military either? Too bad I'm getting an education, MAN I'm such an ignorant liberal college student. Hahahahaha.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:02 pm
If you let me have the last word, it's not because you choose to be the bigger man. It's because you know I'm right about how much of a PRICK you are. Maybe I'll respect you more if you serve another tour and step on a f***ing landmine, a**hole.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:01 pm
If that doesn't prove that you're an arrogant ***k who fought in the war just for respect, I don't know what is. What is it with you military brats and that relentless superiority complex?
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 2:00 pm
I can tell you what you can't refute because I just showed you how much of a ***k you are by quoting you. Here, let me show you again "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:54 pm
...get passed the psychological screening. But if you do, you won't last long with the attitude and ideas you have put forth here. I am now through with this comment chain. You may have the last word. I will now ignore you until you grow up.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:52 pm
...remember the crap you've written here. When that happens I hope you'll look back at it with shame because it will mean you actually have learned something. As for becoming a police officer, you had better change your attitude. Chances are you won't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:49 pm
ElectroTimmyClap - Don't presume to tell me what I can or can't refute. Just because you say something doesn't make it so. Every time you post a comment here you show all who would care to look how ignorant you are. Maybe some day you will grow up and...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:43 pm
The people I know who served in the war didn't brag about how much the world owes them. They got back to their lives and never spoke of it again. I can understand if you're proud, but Mark, you're just a ***khead looking for a pat on the back. f*** you
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:40 pm
..would be no better off if you were killed by a f***ing IED. You know who directly protects me on a daily basis? The police, which is why I'm going to be an officer. So you can take your argument and shove it up your a** because you don't know ****.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:39 pm
I'm ashamed to say that someone like you fought for me. YES, I know there was a draft for other wars, but there wasn't for this one. Which means your choice to join the military landed you in Iraq, so quit acting like you're a godd*** martyr because I..
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:37 pm
So f*** you, I'm not going to thank you or ron for what you did. I'm going to thank the men under the crosses, not the inactive duty douchebags and a**hole veterans who think the world owes them everything. You give Americans a bad name.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:36 pm
You're a fool if you think Vietnam was anything but a failure and a waste of good American soldiers. People will look back on the Iraq war with the same ****-taste in their mouths as they do with the Vietnam war.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
I don't consider myself a liberal, I hate democrats, but a nazi-conservative like yourself is just as bad as a far left nutjob like Michael Moore.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:32 pm
And don't even try to refute what I just said because it's obvious from what you post that you're demanding respect and thanks. "What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:30 pm
WOW. For a veteran you sure are a self-absorbed piece of ****. I have never met someone who served their country just so the rest of the world would respect them.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:13 pm
As for Ron's skills as an artist I believe that he is the BEST on MotiFake. I just don't always agree with his view. His posters are always top notched and I just wish that I had his skill and imagination.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:10 pm
...Afghanistan better places than they were. I believe they are offering up their lives to save others. Maybe it's just my perspective on the situation but it's why I get so frustrated with opposing views on the war.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:08 pm
Well it's good to know that we can still find something to disagree on. I think that most of our troops are there because they believe in what they're doing. I believe that by them being there they keep us safe. I believe that they are making Iraq and...
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:53 pm
...Mark, I do not agree about the comment you made about supporting the troops. You should be able to critisize the mission and still be able to support the troops. The troops didn't make the decision to deploy, that came from the civilian gov't.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Mark, you're scaring me again. We've found something else to agree on. I just wanted to add that Ron as an artist would welcome a little constructive critism without the personal attacks. Ron, I don't presume to speak for you, so correct me at any time...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:48 am
Marduke - I don't like all of Ron's posters either. (Sorry Ron...I have given you a few one lion votes.)
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:46 am
nmgypsy - No I don't think you do get the point. Those 56,000 lives were given up trying to keep South Viet Nam free. Our military didn't lose that war, our politicians did. They lost it to the liberal media led by Jane Fonda and her like.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:45 am
...care for. Art is completely subjective and I don't like or agree with all of it, but I respect Ron for the effort he has made to express it. Again your comments show even a lack of common courtesy without even getting into the revelance of ignorance.
Marduke - April 3, 2009, 10:44 am
Electro, while you don't piss me off, I do feel sorry for your p***erse pleasure in ignorant comments made to Ron and others. Ron as an artist has done all types of posters across the board some I find funny, some make me think, and other I don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:39 am
...don't appreciate the privilege that has been afforded you by those who have served, are serving, and will serve in the future of the United States of America. I hope that one day you'll realize why you're lucky you were to be born an American.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:36 am
...believe in what are troops are doing. How can they legitimately say "We support you but not what you have offered up your life for."? I don't think anything less of you because you haven't served. However I couldn't think less of you because you...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:34 am
God, does he ever stop? we get the point.. several times
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:33 am
...patriotism. You've told everyone what it is that you like and dislike so now let me tell you something I dislike. I dislike people stepping up and saying they support the troops but not the war. In effect what they 're saying is that they don't...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:30 am
Ask the Kurds if they think their freedom has been protected. No one here ever challenged your right to vote for or against Ron's poster. No one cares if you vote 1 or 5 or not at all. What you vote, if you vote says absolutely nothing about your...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:27 am
...two countries are living a better and longer life thanks to the soldiers, sailors, marines, and airmen who have given up a part or all of their lives to serve. The re-enlistment rate in the Army has never been higher than it is now "in country."
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:24 am
As for freedom being protected, I find it hard to believe that you haven't noticed that US soil hasn't been attacked since 2001. Our military protects our freedom every day and we've exported freedom to Iraq and Afghanistan. The general public in those...
nmgypsy - April 3, 2009, 10:22 am
So, 56,000 plus americans gave their life in vietnam, for what? The US lost! Truth be told, we went to college to avoid the draft, and if you went in, you avoided the Army. Going in the service is a personal choice, and does NOT make you better or worse
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:20 am
...will take up the fight. Today's US military is an all volunteer force thanks to the service of those who came before them. You don't have to serve nor do you need to worry about a draft thanks to people like Ron who put it on the line for you already.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:18 am
...home and took advantage of their GI benefits, putting themselves through college instead of having mommy and daddy do it for them. Most veterans serve with the hope that their children will never have to but with the knowledge that somebody's child...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:15 am
Back when I was a young and stupid college kid, there was a draft and just about everyone was afraid of getting caught in it. Some of us went without being called and many of us didn't come home. Those of us fortunate enough to survive the service came...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:13 am
I'm not discounting the value of college. Those without the ability to reason and look at things perspectively are usually more dangerous with book smarts. It's like giving a gun to a gang banger. They have no other tools, so they abuse it.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:11 am
ElectroClap - Several lines back you said,"In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft." and also "I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesn't actually directly protect anyone's freedom."Have you been living under a rock?
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 10:08 am
A fine point Mark, but general intelligence is a gift. A book is information, not an ability to reason and learn. I will maintain that without common sense and awareness, book knowledge is often wielded as experience.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:06 am
Deltabob - Look time no read! I agree that ElectroTimmy does have a familiar feel. He's a lot like Scrapio7 and similar to Dr. Stank. One of these days I'm going to find out how to change my IP address and then run wild through MotiFake.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:02 am
...have taught this twit that he owes his existence and freedom to all veterans.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 10:01 am
I don't believe that I said anything in this chain of comments, as alleged by Electrofag, like "anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****." Not everyone can serve nor should they. But a simple course in American History should...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:57 am
...contribution to society. He's probably just scraping by with a 2.0 GPA at his local Junior College. What he fails to realize is that no one makes a bigger contribution to society than a member of our Armed Forces.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:52 am
But then they sent him off to college where so many of our young people get warped by liberal professors. I believe that this little pseudo intellectual piece of poultry dung has fooled himself into believing that he is smart and will one day make a...
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:48 am
agdaniele - I'm sorry but I disagree. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can be taught, but not so much in school as in the home. My guess is that this little boy's parents tried and even may have succeeded teaching him respect and appreciation.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:44 am
...that you have grown accustomed to the ignorance and lack of appreciation of some of our younger citizens.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 9:41 am
Ron - You express yourself with words well enough to make your point and that's all that counts. You tend to stay calmer in these things than I do. I'm sorry I couldn't keep up the fight any longer. I was falling asleep at the computer. It's a shame...
agdaniele - April 3, 2009, 2:53 am
Well said, Ron. Gotta just shrug off the kid. Giving ignorant, close-minded people a college education tends to make them ****y and entitled. Intelligence, experience and responsibility can't be taught.
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:45 am
are young and stupid-been there and done that. so keep up your studies and sorry for your attitude-bet it shows in other parts of your life too. So God Bless Kids and Vets now serving and past Vets. Do A poster-hum..an idea-F U C K RON-won,t be the first!
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:39 am
myself as others here with the written word...my world is art. So guess we,ll keep seeing how your anger works on the next posts...so get in line...vote your 1.s and move on. You will not stop me from doing Vet posters...kitty posters...****-heads who
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:34 am
And yes do honor veterans...and appreciate their service and what they give up to do their duty...so do posters of how I feel. So just vote and enjoy what you can here. You do provoke Mark and me...but, unlike others here...not as good at expressing
RON - April 3, 2009, 2:31 am
guess everyone waiting for my responds...Electrogonnorrhea your not the first or will be the last to bash me for whatever reason. No I,m not a genius...just a retired graphic artist making posters of whatever I want. This site gives me that outlet.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:18 am
So f*** you, f*** ron, and f*** any veteran just like you. There is such a thing as humility, and military brats like you have none of it. Good day sir.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:17 am
Until then, I'll continue to piss off morons like you. Because unlike you, I don't pretend to support the troops by making ****ty motifakes and branding people as anti-americans if they don't vote 5 lions for them.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:14 am
Maybe one day I'll use my college degree to keep us out of wars like this one. Then maybe we won't have a**holes like you who think everyone owes them everything and that they're God's f***ing gift to the earth.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:13 am
I chose not to enter the military because I've got better **** to do with my life than fight a war that doesnt actually directly protect anyone's freedom. You're all over there fighting and dying for nothing.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:12 am
But according to you anyone who doesn't serve is automatically a sackless little ****, and somehow veterans are better than everyone else in the world. In case you hadn't noticed, there never was a draft.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Good night Timmy. Your crap has sickened me. You've done a good job of pissing me off. Give your plastic doll an extra poke for me.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:09 am
Actually no, when the war started I was too young, and by the time I was old enough to join the military, I realized I'm smart enough to have a future ahead of me and decided to go to college.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:07 am
...to put on a uniform.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:06 am
You own absolutely nothing and I believe it was you that had the opening salvo of insults and name calling. There is no argument to be had here. You're an a**hole. Ron is not. Ron's a veteran, I'm a vetran, and you're a p**** who didn't have the balls...
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:03 am
Wow, so now that I just owned the **** out of you, you're going to resort to simple name calling without any kind of real argument. No wonder the Eurofags say we're stupid, a**holes like you put truth in their statements.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:01 am
You're not Mark...You're the remnants of a puss filled pimple on your daddy's ***k.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 1:00 am
In reality, you're just a deluded faggot who thinks he's a patriot because he denounces anyone with an opinion other than his own. You give Americans a bad name, arrogant ***kholes like you and ron are the reason the rest of the world hates us.
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:59 am
"Look, I'm Mark, I'm such an awesome citizen because I give thanks to the troops by rating 5 lions to ron's ****ty motifails and jerking him off. Anyone who says f*** ron's motifakes is really saying 'f*** the troops'."
Electrogonnorrhea - April 3, 2009, 12:57 am
And ron, if you really are a veteran, then f*** you. If you make motifakes that build yourself up and demand thanks that means you served your country for the wrong reason ***khead.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:56 am
141 votes and a rating of 3.6 seems to me that there are a few people out there that like it. So now...back to what I said before. Suck it, STFU, GTFO, and then eat **** and die. Have a nice day...bye bye.



TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!



OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.

THE HEART ATTACK ON A BUN - brought to you by Mac Donald's

TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 4/5

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maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am
One For The Road Please.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 10:53 pm

The 'Whole Hawg' burger, with cole slaw and waffle fries on the side (and EMS in the parking lot).
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 10:38 pm

i actually salivated
TheSanityInspector - April 19, 2012, 9:45 pm
If this is the same bacon burger I saw in the news today, it's Burger King. Looks filling, at any rate...
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:10 pm
it's MC Donald's but I'll just a**ume it's a pun so 4L


TAGS: edgar allan poe motifaker
Rating: 3.59/5

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TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 4:59 am
He also died drunk and penniless. Hmm....
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:20 pm
I know this will sound rather stupid, but is that a real quote from him or no? Because I'd love to adopt that. : )
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Nothing says "sanity" like the inability to even-out a moustache.

OOMPA-LOOMPAS... - They're what's for dinner. -Vermicious Knid-


TAGS: motifake it s like that wytch
Rating: 4.48/5

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ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:26 am
Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story

HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would f***ing freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm
This is really just me b****ing aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.

SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!

TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

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Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am
Is that a tunnel?

WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.

TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm
Don't know him.

APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.

TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm


MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.

TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

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EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


TAGS: laughter motifake poster rejection
Rating: 3.86/5

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pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:44 pm
Was not offended at all Valkor.all part of the party!!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:27 pm

....yet again i am too late for the **** ****....sigh.
valkor - January 7, 2011, 9:04 pm
wow. guys. I'm a noob to. was not an insult at the poster at all. I liked it thats why I gave it 4L. I meant that I will be adding this to my wall of noob lessons. like a few of the ones about getting rejected. keep trying etc. sorry if offended.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:30 am
Agreed!! This one isn't so great...But at least you're trying.
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:28 am
Pointer, don't listen to the douche who can only make comments. You're doing just fine.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:28 am
being a noob i'm not sure if thats an insult or compliment ?...it's tough at the bottom!
valkor - January 7, 2011, 6:18 am
will be adding this to my wall of NOOB

YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it

TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

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Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway

PHOTOSHOP - I bet he was looking forward to making a motifake.


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

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LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm
Too true. Now get a life.


TAGS: ode to motifake part one
Rating: 4.71/5

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spacedog - November 1, 2010, 10:24 pm
Thanks Aggy that should have read.
spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:29 pm
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:21 pm
can't say it enough, space... amazing!
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 8:11 am
Incredible series, space! 5L x 6!


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

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forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am

LOL! amsome!

YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS - begin now

TAGS: motifake trivia time
Rating: 4.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:39 pm
Brilliant example of 'KISS' 5L
mariand - December 29, 2011, 5:12 pm
hahaha... I guess I'm right...ditto


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?


TAGS: motifake diy procrastination
Rating: 4.39/5

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phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:43 pm
ZOMG Culos, 10L. Is there an extra charge for such amsomeness?

MOTIFAKE - Taking it to a new level

TAGS: motifake trash real
Rating: 4.25/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:35 pm
Ooooh, and the douchebaggery can commence. Well played mate. Well played.
Mosethyoth - January 1, 2010, 1:18 pm
Hey that looks like a tunnel to me. But it's a fancy one and I liked tunnels anyway.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am

I think I will actually make and use this at work. My employees are one the edge of loosing the breakroom because of this. Maybe this will be my last warning for them before I shut it down
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am
I see a new wave of anonymous pranks around my office


TAGS: young motifakers
Rating: 3.57/5

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Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:48 pm
That kid tried to touch LD. He had the right for self defense. Granted, the kid was petting him... Which is no excuse for death... But the point remains! 5L!
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:45 pm
in a single sitting. that's wht the have the RONCO Freez-a-KID freezer bags
boeweizer - November 26, 2009, 5:42 pm
kids are like pringles you can't eat just one
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:48 pm
One, LD? Just one?
LogicDude - November 26, 2009, 4:46 pm
MAN! Eat just 1 Motifaker and you get labeled for a lifetime... 5L!
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:53 pm
He means young age.... but the latter of the options can fare much worse.
The Immortal - November 26, 2009, 3:52 pm
Do you mean young by age or new to motifake? Cuz if its the 2nd one, I feel extremly unsafe now.

SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge

TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

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Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*

CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face

TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.

THE FRIDGE - An Essential Part Of Being A Motifaker

TAGS: fridge motifaker whiskey red bull
Rating: 2.57/5

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ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:36 pm
I like it. This one speaks to me.

INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.

TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

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sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

ENGAGING A TROLL - may lead you into all sorts of trouble. Let the Mods deal with it.

TAGS: troll motifake harry engage stick
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm
have you said food stamp?... it sounds suspiciously known...hmmm
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:16 pm
in some places a 10 $ bill will do it, or even a food stamp :)
mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm
I'd say it's a good idea, if I wouldn't know that women aren't impressed by visual things... hahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:32 pm
or you can just s***le a 100 $ bill to your shirt and go out on the street lol
mariand - January 27, 2012, 7:25 pm
sorry... but there are places where that's a way to conquer women's heart ;)
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:32 am
don't be harsh on suzie, she's still recovering from her suicide attempt following marian's rant
mariand - January 27, 2012, 9:49 am
What you say?... Then all my effort to impress 'em is in vain?...lol
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 2:02 am
One shouldn't make a**umptions. Soory RL, Rerun, I call 'em as I see 'em.
mariand - January 27, 2012, 1:09 am
true, as long as you don't forget that Mods are all people...hehehe



TAGS: motifake life lie work time
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - August 29, 2011, 11:53 am
Lol. I also like to say to myself "I'm learning English and it's cheaper than an academy"


TAGS: fowl friends motifake
Rating: 4.39/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:10 pm
Perfect! 5L space. Hey NOOBS! Strive to make fakes like this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:02 pm
Excellent as always.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm
Aces! This is a true motifake! 5L

MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.

TAGS: motifake retirement free continental brefess if you sit through a quick 90 min seminar
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L

RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm
I'll take one for the team. 5L


TAGS: cods control b***ons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm
I knew it!! 5L

MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...

TAGS: october challenge mr motifake finds an lolmod
Rating: 3.75/5

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motifake - October 13, 2009, 6:37 pm

Hooooolllllllly crap! How did you find out? That looks exactly like my cat! O_o
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:12 pm
Nice one LogicDude.


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 3.37/5

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Charles - December 21, 2008, 12:06 am
Hey congrats Ron!! Also to Culos and Shadowsunn! Now are we going to have to show you another poster of OUTSIDE ?? :o)
Merlin - December 15, 2008, 7:56 pm
Wait, you're name is Ron's Art?! f***, this whole time I thought it was Ron Sart, or Ronsart. Never occurred to me that it could be Ron's Art...
... - December 15, 2008, 5:53 pm
as a random vistor (maybe twice a week) always looking for your posts Mr. RONSART...find very good...so congraulations with the others to your accomplistment. Keep up the great work.
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm
Beats me! I'm the saddest of the bastards...congrates to Culos too!
Culos - December 15, 2008, 1:28 pm
Thank you, thank you, thank you. When the next batch of posters comes out I made a little memorial plaque as well. Meantime I'm wondering how I got to become such a sad bastard....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 15, 2008, 1:27 pm
Has your copy of ph**oshop burst into flames yet? Congrats, Ron!
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 1:14 pm
My Congrates to you too Mr. Culos for reaching the milestone. Top 4 in the club...WTF we doing?...lol
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 12:57 pm
THX CUBBY...THX for pic too...those were the great days way back when...when you reach it...now look...you the GOD!...So now we get to watch all the newbies go for it too and beyond...
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 11:00 am
Congrates Ron....It's great to see someone's life just as boring as mine. You're a Motifake master, I bow down to you


TAGS: stupid people motifake sixth sense
Rating: 3.36/5

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Sho - December 24, 2013, 6:18 pm
Guess I am one of the few who remained after the end of the dark days of Motifake. Miss your work, Ron
Chech - April 17, 2009, 5:29 pm
Beautifully ironic.
Bam - April 4, 2009, 12:04 pm
You spelled "they're" wrong.
Jacob the Jew - April 2, 2009, 9:00 pm
gee and, naturally, the stupid person is you for making a motifake that's been made two dozen times this year already
Fe-y - February 17, 2009, 12:14 pm
Fatty - February 16, 2009, 2:39 pm
And you smell.
Granny Fucktard - January 14, 2009, 2:20 pm
You missed "Anoymous"
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 6:04 pm
Ironic that you don't realize that if you want to be a spelling nazi you first have to learn how to spell..."oMMission." WTF?
Anoymous - January 11, 2009, 5:35 pm
Ironic that you don't know the difference between "they're" and "there". Here's a tip, an apostrophe is for ommission, so "they are" needs to have an apostrophe as we drop "a": they're


TAGS: famousfame smart roast motifake calendar
Rating: 3.36/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 11:57 am
Bloody despicable Caveman... wow, but just for the last line I'll give you a 5L, he really is a wonder of the world


TAGS: caught work nsfw motifake
Rating: 3.14/5

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ronsart - February 23, 2010, 7:32 pm
Mr. Sailor getting caught?...lol

COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag

TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.

THIS GUY - Gets more action the %90 of Motifakers.


TAGS: motifake
Rating: 1.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:38 am
If this was all the effort it took to make a good poster....I'd have more than anyone.........hear that Mustyk?...........1L

FALCON PAWNCH!! - It's a Punch-Down

TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 1.31/5

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Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:29 pm
Maybe a circumcision joke would suffice?
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:29 pm
I don't even get it...you should have tried to reference "skinner" somehow rofl...
rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:52 pm


GRAY BEARDS - how on earth can a noobie match that level of creativity?

TAGS: gray beards creavtive motifake
Rating: 5/5

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Pachmoedius - September 16, 2011, 12:22 am
It's easy: they can't.
coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:13 pm
Tie-dye beards?

A fart -

TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!

MR. M -

TAGS: motifake motinet lion sick humour
Rating: 4.95/5

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starryn8t - December 27, 2011, 5:05 am
LoL I love it.
caveman - December 27, 2011, 4:36 am
If you can't read it the sign says " offer but *** in exchange for life" "Masturbate furiosly" and "Use midget as shield"

PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...



TAGS: real world truth lie motifake
Rating: 4.8/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 8, 2011, 12:13 pm
And that's why black ppl put everything into the box on the left

NECESSITY - Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font

TAGS: motifake requirement
Rating: 4.56/5

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falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 9:03 am
Sad but true, sad but f***ing true.
ProfessorMohawk - June 13, 2011, 10:49 am
um. talk about Flaming


TAGS: life art courage nothing motifake
Rating: 4.52/5

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conundrum - October 23, 2011, 3:26 am
Hey! Look! Paris from a blind mans perspective!
Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:24 pm

5l for courage....lol


TAGS: motifake google websense endings hammy
Rating: 4.45/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:19 pm
Part of life unfortunately. Great poster!

THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”

ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...

TAGS: have fun with motifake don t bother
Rating: 4.12/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:47 pm
Poke, poke. jk 5Ls.


TAGS: motifake brain cube
Rating: 4.1/5

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maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm
That'sThe ALtitude !

TIMMY - He's just as good at Tennis, as he is at Motifaking.

TAGS: timmy the motifake tennis ace
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:17 am
He's still a better Motifaker than Mustyk.
Fatt Matt - January 26, 2010, 10:56 am
Better even!

LOLCATS - It sad how a bunch of people can go around the internet finding funny pictures, attaching captions and calling it humor. For shame.

TAGS: motifake kicks lolcats ass
Rating: 3.93/5

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Sho - June 24, 2010, 6:28 am
Not to mention, the lolcats fanatics language x_x
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:07 pm
Well said.
Derek - June 22, 2010, 8:51 pm
Touché :})

BEST ADVICE - If anyone this freaking awesome is running away; Don't stop him to ask.

TAGS: motifake
Rating: 3.75/5

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Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:09 pm
Hey, look! It's ME!!!!!
BigDon - July 11, 2011, 8:27 pm
Don't look back to see for yourself. Just pick up your feet and start running as well.






TAGS: cream of the crop motifake
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 3, 2010, 9:23 pm
Kinda sad this is not higher rated?

INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake


TAGS: rejection not a rerun motifake
Rating: 3.19/5

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GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:04 pm
copy that Ghostrider
rerun - December 24, 2009, 5:02 pm

http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9046 If you read the above forum topic you will see....
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:56 pm
been a while rerun?
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:03 pm

NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!

THAT'S NICE SWEETIE - Now Let Me Finish This Motifake Before We Talk About Retirement Plans...Go Ahead And Make Me A Sammich In The Meantime

RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?

TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm

Zack - check your PM's please

SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?

TAGS: doris soup spit parody motifake women
Rating: 2.24/5

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*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.

NINJAS - Don't Worry The Box Is Empty The Ninja Is With Your Mother