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Motifake Demotivational Poster


GIRFRIENDS TOO -


TAGS: safety tips motifake psa
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 3, 2013, 12:42 pm, #243149
I know Krav Maga; anyone trying to harm this young man is gonna get their a*ses kicked.
Airman - March 21, 2012, 1:28 pm, #231780
you're welcome. The being in the trunk part got my attention. Never thought of that
tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 8:50 pm, #231730
Thanks for the safety tips Airman.


DAMN YOU - damn you all


TAGS: motifake hell
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - September 26, 2013, 12:38 pm, #250053
Wait a minute, bottled water is tears of the d***ed? In that case, bottled water is the most metal thing I have ever heard of.
Ragnar - May 11, 2012, 2:27 pm, #234484
i'll stick will with beer and whisky, cause nothing yells purity better than alcohol


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm, #244840
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am, #230949
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am, #195979
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm, #195873
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm, #195872
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm, #195871
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm, #195790
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm, #195788

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm, #195782
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm, #195779
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm, #195778
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm, #195777
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm, #258555
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm, #244025
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am, #224780
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am, #224749
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


GROWING OLD - Sometimes I look back on my life and I think...um...I think...crap. Nevermind. I forgot already.


TAGS: almost forgot about motifake dammit
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

pzykosiz - July 23, 2010, 1:21 am, #186011
when did LD get back?
Cubbybear - July 23, 2010, 12:47 am, #186007
My OG (original Greybeard) brother lives.You haven't loss your touch either,5 welcome home poodles
rerun - July 22, 2010, 7:54 pm, #185965

wallabies? They selling them at costco now? I like mine with a honey-lemon glaze
Sean - July 22, 2010, 7:39 pm, #185963
Oh, what a beatiful post- uhm, what was my and/or your point again? Oh yeah! Asparigus. I won't let that in the house. It ain't right. Scares the cats and/or wallabies.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:32 pm, #185947
LOL! Yes... my reports indicate you did.
Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm, #185943
Ditto aggy! Always nice to see one of the OG's come bacl and share a piece of his wisdom with us. 5L, well at least i think i gave it that?
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:21 pm, #185938
Welcome back, great one!!!


PIMPED OUT WHEELCHAIR -




THE COUNT - More Bad-Ass than Edward Cullen since 1966


TAGS: the real vampire motifake
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by crackers411

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:07 pm, #239464
Way more bad-a*s!


DEADPOOL - He Knows He's A Motifake




MOTIFAKER'S BRAIN -


TAGS: socially awkward motifaker
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 2, 2011, 11:53 pm, #222361
Got my vote for a t-5hirt.
champ99 - August 1, 2011, 3:04 pm, #222310
Where is the sweater puppies lobe?
Greeny - August 1, 2011, 6:17 am, #222293
Where is the 'Ability to drive a stick-shift' lobe?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 10:42 pm, #222272
If it had a Military Weapons Knowledge section it would have been better.
crankyhead - July 31, 2011, 10:31 pm, #222271
I'm gonna file 'Beer' and 'Bacon' in the 5cience 5ection.
rerun - July 31, 2011, 8:51 pm, #222263

the social skills portion is way too large.
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:57 pm, #222244
join the club, we got T-5hirts


MY NOMINATION IS... -


TAGS: csi motifake
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:52 am, #224657
My guess is he comes from 'down under'
mariand - September 29, 2011, 1:35 pm, #224631
Only a motifaker can do this...that's sure
Verdeckt - September 29, 2011, 1:18 am, #224617
Who cares, it looks faaaabulous... I've said too much.
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 8:32 pm, #224610
Nice, but it would look better with more Green in it


MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake humor laughter wytch
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Wytch

melissa1125 - October 31, 2011, 10:24 pm, #225484
Sitting here - just got through doing that!
RonE - August 14, 2011, 8:34 am, #222998
Truly epic!
Sho - August 14, 2011, 12:36 am, #222993
LMFAO


3RD GRADE - Life for little Johny just hasn't been the same ever since everyone discovered he was a Motifaker.


TAGS: young motifaker rejected
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ThatGuy

autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:23 am, #209959
Yeah...about that... motifaking can turn us all into little Johny's great poster! 5L's


404 ERRORS - A rare sight on Motifake.com




WHATS IN A NAME -


TAGS: motifake quiz poster
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:53 pm, #226290
The third child was called Jane......After the surgery she changed it to Johnny.
lyulf0 - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm, #226288
OR the third child was June... and Johnny was adopted before she gave birth to any of them.
GySgt1811a - October 27, 2011, 5:39 pm, #225381
I admit it. It took me awhile. (It's why I can't get long-term care insurance.)
CloudchaserS - October 27, 2011, 2:06 am, #225372
THPPTH!
mariand - October 26, 2011, 8:21 pm, #225369
LOL...how smart you have to be?...JOHNNY
Feasibly - October 26, 2011, 1:05 pm, #225363
umm....Bocephus?


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm, #152855
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm, #132794
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm, #132793
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm, #132790
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm, #132786
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am, #132591
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


ONLY A SITH DEALS WITH ABSOLUTES - wait...


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by endofembers

Brian The Great - May 21, 2009, 6:05 am, #81270
Oh yeah, coming from the guys who always NEVER.........EVER...use the Dark Side. Right.
Porcelina - November 12, 2008, 7:07 pm, #35859
V STFU.
Auda - November 12, 2008, 7:02 pm, #35858
Holy *#&*$#% on a #@$% sandwich with #@$ on top and *@%$# on the side.
Kspace - October 27, 2008, 6:14 pm, #30813
I always wondered how long it would be before someone else picked up on that!


DENIED - I thought it was funny, it was not. You denied my submission, thanks alot.


TAGS: denied poem funny motifake submission
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by CleverUserName

rerun - November 28, 2010, 5:37 pm, #204528

The entire tattoo....or just Denied?
Donkasaurus - November 28, 2010, 4:12 pm, #204524
This poster is UNDENIABLY one of the best I've ever seen. 5 lions for you sir!
Cubbybear - September 15, 2010, 1:06 am, #193895
Nice...5 pandas
CleverUserName - September 15, 2010, 12:42 am, #193894
The last time I walked into a church the priest just kinda stared at me...then collapsed..as for the Dark Corner..hrmm...sounds fun, maybe I can mapquest it..
MrRandom - September 15, 2010, 12:35 am, #193893
Don't be afraid of whats in that dark corner. Embrace it. But avoid the voices. They tell you to do bad things. My local church is still pissed off at me.
5150monkeylove - September 15, 2010, 12:22 am, #193892
top notch!
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 12:20 am, #193891
You'll find that the best come from deep inside... not the place that makes people write lame poetry... the other corner... that dark one.
CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 11:55 pm, #193885
Thanks for the compliments, glad I finally got one people like heh.
Reality Lord - September 14, 2010, 9:52 pm, #193862

this is really good. congrats dude...you learned from the comments rather than timmy'd out. nice!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 14, 2010, 8:33 pm, #193843
Rejection only makes us try harder....just ask and transplant recipient.
GreyScorpion - September 14, 2010, 8:16 pm, #193838
and look what you came back with!! see, aren't you glad? this is a much better caption of the bear expression with this text...5L,
agdaniele - September 14, 2010, 8:07 pm, #193834
Sorry, friend... it happens to everyone. It's subjective, and very hit-and-miss.
tellitlikeitis - September 14, 2010, 8:04 pm, #193831
Ain't that the truth!


MOTIFAKE CODE -


TAGS: motifake code drink eat ex
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:39 pm, #226393
lol... I should memorize thi5


WORK!! - YOU BETTER NOT BE LOOKING AT MOTIFAKES ON MY TIME DAMMIT!!




MODERATORS - We Have To Look At A Lot Of This


TAGS: giant poopy motifakes submitted lately
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 5:26 pm, #254255

Remember~~what does not kill you makes you hate everybody!


PSSST...HEY! - Have you seen my nuts? Want to?


TAGS: pic from motifake forums
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by NotoriousGIL

marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:26 pm, #216708
I love the image reflection on the screen, finished it for me. lol ;0
ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 2:19 am, #216532
Just a guess... you were a catcher in league softball...


DON'T JUST DON'T -


TAGS: motifake on facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

Greeny - December 5, 2012, 5:35 am, #241218
Led Jesus died for your Zeppelin
caveman - December 5, 2012, 3:14 am, #241217
Garbage man Jesus died for your bins
Brokor - December 5, 2012, 12:32 am, #241215
Jeanie Jesus died for your Djinn's
tugtramp - June 29, 2012, 12:21 pm, #236772
and a pick-pocket!
Sho - September 17, 2011, 7:59 pm, #224390
Dumpster Jesus died for your bins
demotivatorlal - August 6, 2011, 11:54 am, #222559
Jesus died for your Fapins
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 11:51 pm, #209245
Minnesota Jesus died for your Twins.
coldinjected - January 5, 2011, 1:50 am, #209163
Halloween Jesus died for Pumpkins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:12 am, #207973
UConn jesus died for your wins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 1:11 am, #207972
Maryland jesus died for your terrapins
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 12:12 am, #207966
Indian jesus died for your moccasins
Donkasaurus - December 22, 2010, 12:00 am, #207965
British Jesus died for your gin. Acupucture jesus died for your pins. Comedy jesus died for your grins. 5L!
TheTrashHeap - December 21, 2010, 8:16 pm, #207940
Canadian Coffee Jesus died for your Tims.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2010, 4:54 pm, #207883
Epic Sean comment!!!
Sean - December 21, 2010, 4:36 pm, #207881
Disco Jesus died for our sequins.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:32 am, #207517
LMAO!!!
crankyhead - December 18, 2010, 4:33 pm, #207478
LMAO @ Skuba-Jebus
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm, #207467
...and moti-jebus died for your 5 Lins!
forseti - December 18, 2010, 3:07 pm, #207466
Alco-Jebus died for your Aspirins // Uncle Jebus died for your cousins // Guitar Jebus died for your dins // Mooo-Jebus died for your joins // Time-Jebus died for your mins // Arni-Jebus died for your proteins // Skuba-Jebus died for your urchins . . . .
Sho - December 18, 2010, 2:16 pm, #207462
LMAO instant 5L XD
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 9:52 pm, #207408
Housewife Jesus died for your 5 Clothespins


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am, #260696
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


THE INTERNET -




MOTIFAKE RULE #1 -




OHIO - Where the local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages for sports.




THE HEART ATTACK ON A BUN - brought to you by Mac Donald's


TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Axis

maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:37 am, #233586
One For The Road Please.
lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 10:53 pm, #233575

The 'Whole Hawg' burger, with cole slaw and waffle fries on the side (and EMS in the parking lot).
Reality Lord - April 19, 2012, 10:38 pm, #233574

i actually salivated
TheSanityInspector - April 19, 2012, 9:45 pm, #233572
If this is the same bacon burger I saw in the news today, it's Burger King. Looks filling, at any rate...
spypengen - April 19, 2012, 9:10 pm, #233566
it's MC Donald's but I'll just a**ume it's a pun so 4L


EDGAR ALLAN POE -


TAGS: edgar allan poe motifaker
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheSarge - November 26, 2009, 4:59 am, #140067
He also died drunk and penniless. Hmm....
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 3:20 pm, #117309
I know this will sound rather stupid, but is that a real quote from him or no? Because I'd love to adopt that. : )
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:10 pm, #96275
Nothing says "sanity" like the inability to even-out a moustache.


OOMPA-LOOMPAS... - They're what's for dinner. -Vermicious Knid-




MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: motifake it s like that wytch
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Wytch

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 8:26 am, #223739
Yeah, until what your doing attracts the attention of everyone you work with, while they watch you surfing Motifake and then become registered members... Making Motifake the stuff needing done! True story


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




EMPLOYEE PRICING -


TAGS: hey ford sue motifake not me he s loaded
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:29 am, #114472
When all the US auto makers did this a few years ago it resulted in slumped sales for the next 2 yrs because it caused a short-term surge that ruined steady state sales. Think 'cash 4 clunkers' will have the same affect? Time will tell.
Sean - September 2, 2009, 4:20 pm, #114370
Thanks DB. Just don't think "employee pricing" is something you brag about.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:47 am, #114267
i'de be mad if I worked for ford. if my tax dollars were going to bail out my competition to make it even harder for me to make money i would f***ing freak
Sean - August 14, 2009, 7:35 pm, #108482
This is really just me b****ing aboot an ad campaign. Don't know enough about Ford products to have an opinion. I drive a GM product.
MO - August 14, 2009, 7:26 pm, #108479
I will hold onto my usual 5ver, and instead just not vote at all. Got mine with the above program. Just about to go over 100k. Only problem so far is my drivers side window switch.


SHAMWOW - Buy this product...or I'll kill you like I did Billy Mays!


TAGS: motifake billy mays vince shamwow
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Surri-Sama

Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm, #113418
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 10:18 pm, #113417
This is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. Everyone in motifake is now dumber from seeing it. I award you no Lions, and may God have mercy on your soul.


IDEOLOGY -


TAGS: motifake ideology nonsense life reality
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by steph1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 2, 2013, 12:32 pm, #251347
I agree with a lot with what Seuss says, but nonsense doesn't wake up my brain cells. It sets off a "must kill" sensor. . . . hmmm, massive it does wake up brain cells, haha.
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:33 pm, #219254
no
Kspace - May 27, 2011, 8:45 am, #219237
Is that a tunnel?


WHITEBEARD - Hans Langseth Died 10.11.1927 With A 5.33m Long Beard. The Godfather Of Greybeards.


TAGS: greybeards icon sadly none of his motifakes had been survived
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:36 pm, #171610
uh d***... that's what you call 'whining' i guess... so sorry, delete it!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:34 pm, #171609
No. And I'm not alone as I see it... But please believe me, you're my role model and I really try to reach your level of quality. It's just that I'm a foreigner, so give me a chance!! :-*
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm, #171601
Forseti... do you understand the phrase "Quality over Quantity"?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 10:14 pm, #171600
I'm guessing he had to be very careful walking and sitting in front of fireplaces.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 10:11 pm, #171598
Just asked him: He doesn't know you either...
agdaniele - April 15, 2010, 10:04 pm, #171595
Don't know him.


APPROVAL QUEUE - If only our admins were real. They could have prevented this.


TAGS: grammar is important outside motifake too
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - March 31, 2010, 8:33 pm, #168485
?


MR. MOTIFAKE -




MODERATORS - Their job is tougher than you think. Show some respect.


TAGS: moderator food laziness motifake epicscribbles
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

EpicScribbles - June 8, 2011, 9:02 pm, #219712
And cookie jar hat
quietcanary - June 8, 2011, 3:37 pm, #219703
for formal occasions comes with Black-tie-napkin


HYENA -


TAGS: laughter motifake poster rejection
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by pointer

pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:44 pm, #209391
Was not offended at all Valkor.all part of the party!!
Reality Lord - January 7, 2011, 9:27 pm, #209387

....yet again i am too late for the **** ****....sigh.
valkor - January 7, 2011, 9:04 pm, #209385
wow. guys. I'm a noob to. was not an insult at the poster at all. I liked it thats why I gave it 4L. I meant that I will be adding this to my wall of noob lessons. like a few of the ones about getting rejected. keep trying etc. sorry if offended.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 7, 2011, 10:30 am, #209338
Agreed!! This one isn't so great...But at least you're trying.
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 10:28 am, #209337
Pointer, don't listen to the douche who can only make comments. You're doing just fine.
pointer - January 7, 2011, 9:28 am, #209332
being a noob i'm not sure if thats an insult or compliment ?...it's tough at the bottom!
valkor - January 7, 2011, 6:18 am, #209330
will be adding this to my wall of NOOB


YOU DIDN'T NEED A PASSPORT - the last time you came to France? Impossible Well Sir, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach There were no Frenchmen to take it


TAGS: mr motifake please scrap the prior with the misspell
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Airman

Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 10:11 pm, #112090
Well, time has changed, old man ! thx anyway


PHOTOSHOP - I bet he was looking forward to making a motifake.




WHAT A GREAT DAY -


TAGS: great day motifake report queue
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

LeightonESmith69 - September 3, 2011, 9:02 pm, #223895
ah.... another day in the queue..
7053 - July 14, 2011, 3:51 am, #221368
Now that's a motifaker concept.
tellitlikeitis - July 9, 2011, 10:31 pm, #221216
Funny and nicely put.
bitch - July 9, 2011, 2:17 pm, #221202
Ain't that the truth, brother...!
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:15 pm, #221176
Too true. Now get a life.


IN DAYS OF YORE -


TAGS: ode to motifake part one
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - November 1, 2010, 10:24 pm, #200671
Thanks Aggy that should have read.
spacedog - November 1, 2010, 7:29 pm, #200649
Thanks guys.
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #200646
can't say it enough, space... amazing!
agdaniele - November 1, 2010, 8:11 am, #200608
Incredible series, space! 5L x 6!


100TH MOTIFAKE -


TAGS: 100th motifake grey hair beard
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Ism

forseti - April 8, 2013, 12:18 pm, #244956
Congrats!
Sho - April 8, 2013, 12:17 pm, #244955
Lol keep up the good work :D
MissPriss - April 8, 2013, 10:34 am, #244951
Congrats Ism. Well don't just sit there...get working on the next 100...teehee.
motinet - April 8, 2013, 9:51 am, #244948

LOL! amsome!


YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS - begin now


TAGS: motifake trivia time
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

M0rd3kaI - May 2, 2012, 7:39 pm, #234091
Brilliant example of 'KISS' 5L
mariand - December 29, 2011, 5:12 pm, #227064
hahaha... I guess I'm right...ditto


POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am, #169050
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #169049
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am, #169037
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169036
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169035
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am, #169034
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am, #169032
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am, #169030
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am, #169029
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #169027
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm, #168929
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168883

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm, #168879
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm, #168877
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Do they have "In Capitalist America..." jokes?




SEX-ED - THE HARSH TRUTH -


TAGS: motifake diy procrastination
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by culos

phydeaux - August 2, 2010, 4:43 pm, #187494
ZOMG Culos, 10L. Is there an extra charge for such amsomeness?


MOTIFAKE - Taking it to a new level


TAGS: motifake trash real
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:35 pm, #158527
Ooooh, and the douchebaggery can commence. Well played mate. Well played.
Mosethyoth - January 1, 2010, 1:18 pm, #149350
Hey that looks like a tunnel to me. But it's a fancy one and I liked tunnels anyway.
rerun - January 1, 2010, 10:46 am, #149330

I think I will actually make and use this at work. My employees are one the edge of loosing the breakroom because of this. Maybe this will be my last warning for them before I shut it down
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 10:29 am, #149322
I see a new wave of anonymous pranks around my office


LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: young motifakers
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by culos

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 11:48 pm, #158608
That kid tried to touch LD. He had the right for self defense. Granted, the kid was petting him... Which is no excuse for death... But the point remains! 5L!
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:45 pm, #140361
in a single sitting. that's wht the have the RONCO Freez-a-KID freezer bags
boeweizer - November 26, 2009, 5:42 pm, #140360
kids are like pringles you can't eat just one
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 4:48 pm, #140348
One, LD? Just one?
LogicDude - November 26, 2009, 4:46 pm, #140347
MAN! Eat just 1 Motifaker and you get labeled for a lifetime... 5L!
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:53 pm, #140319
He means young age.... but the latter of the options can fare much worse.
The Immortal - November 26, 2009, 3:52 pm, #140318
Do you mean young by age or new to motifake? Cuz if its the 2nd one, I feel extremly unsafe now.


FANCY PANDA - I'd love to have a glass of brandy after I finish this bamboo stick.


TAGS: panda my first motifake
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by TestTubeBaby

Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:50 pm, #202097
Your Boy ?
CpnKangaroo - November 9, 2010, 2:02 pm, #202084
gave my boy a hand with his first one


SAFETY - i hope he didnt forget to empty the cartridge


TAGS: fail safety gun shoot kill motifake
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by maker321

Nagard - June 22, 2010, 9:19 am, #181155
Read the text: The bolt is removed *facepalm*


CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm, #169906

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


THE FRIDGE - An Essential Part Of Being A Motifaker


TAGS: fridge motifaker whiskey red bull
Rating: 2.57/5

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ICEMAN - November 13, 2009, 11:36 pm, #136400
I like it. This one speaks to me.


INTERVIEWS - The interview process at motifake to become a moderator is a long and gruelling task. But in the end, only the finest are selected.


TAGS: motifake mod task long hard
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by caveman

sniperslayer95 - July 24, 2011, 5:51 pm, #221842
hey i know that area code hahaha!!!!!
Reality Lord - July 24, 2011, 11:21 am, #221829

awe5ome.....wait....what? heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


ENGAGING A TROLL - may lead you into all sorts of trouble. Let the Mods deal with it.


TAGS: troll motifake harry engage stick
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:41 pm, #228265
have you said food stamp?... it sounds suspiciously known...hmmm
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 8:16 pm, #228262
in some places a 10 $ bill will do it, or even a food stamp :)
mariand - January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm, #228261
I'd say it's a good idea, if I wouldn't know that women aren't impressed by visual things... hahaha
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 7:32 pm, #228256
or you can just s***le a 100 $ bill to your shirt and go out on the street lol
mariand - January 27, 2012, 7:25 pm, #228253
sorry... but there are places where that's a way to conquer women's heart ;)
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:32 am, #228220
don't be harsh on suzie, she's still recovering from her suicide attempt following marian's rant
mariand - January 27, 2012, 9:49 am, #228215
What you say?... Then all my effort to impress 'em is in vain?...lol
ICEMAN - January 27, 2012, 2:02 am, #228204
One shouldn't make a**umptions. Soory RL, Rerun, I call 'em as I see 'em.
mariand - January 27, 2012, 1:09 am, #228201
true, as long as you don't forget that Mods are all people...hehehe


TRUE STRENGTH LIES IN SUBMISSION TO SOMETHING BEYOND HIMSELF. -




RESUMES -


TAGS: motifake life lie work time
Rating: 4.48/5

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gas - August 29, 2011, 11:53 am, #223674
Lol. I also like to say to myself "I'm learning English and it's cheaper than an academy"


EGOSYSTEM -


TAGS: fowl friends motifake
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 4:10 pm, #187089
Perfect! 5L space. Hey NOOBS! Strive to make fakes like this one.
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2010, 11:02 pm, #187024
Excellent as always.
agdaniele - July 29, 2010, 10:45 pm, #187009
Aces! This is a true motifake! 5L


MOTIFAKE RETIREMENT COMMUNITY - Now accepting applications.


TAGS: motifake retirement free continental brefess if you sit through a quick 90 min seminar
Rating: 4.29/5

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spacedog - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160815
Great job MO, 5Ls.
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:14 pm, #160679
*remember*
MO - February 25, 2010, 12:13 pm, #160678
Thanks Phy and bovee. Couldn't rembember ever seeing it as a poster. But, yeah it's been around for a looong time.
Bovee - February 25, 2010, 11:52 am, #160676
going with fido here. love it 5L's
phydeaux - February 25, 2010, 11:44 am, #160675
MO, I've seen this pic a bazillion times...I think this is the best job with it.
MO - February 25, 2010, 11:03 am, #160670
Tag and comment? Really? Bleah.....
MO - February 25, 2010, 10:39 am, #160669
There will be waffles Grey. It's all included in the free continental breffess. You just have to sit through a short 90min presentation.....
GreyScorpion - February 25, 2010, 10:07 am, #160666
Will there be WAFFLES??...and honey oil? 5L


RED ROVER, RED ROVER! - Send a Greybeard right over!


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake olympic games
Rating: 4.24/5

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sickartist - March 2, 2010, 1:05 pm, #161392
I'll take one for the team. 5L


GODS CONTROL BUTTONS -


TAGS: cods control b***ons motifake motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.18/5

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BoneCD - January 20, 2010, 10:23 am, #153219
d*** Ron, you beat me on this one. Excellent...5 b***on pushing Poodles!
Fatt Matt - January 20, 2010, 10:16 am, #153216
HAHAHA, we must all be sinners... +5
GreyScorpion - January 19, 2010, 6:59 pm, #153169
I knew it!! 5L


MR. MOTIFAKE - Not funny...racist...tunnel... dupe...lolcat...poor grammar... politifake...tunnel...


TAGS: october challenge mr motifake finds an lolmod
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

motifake - October 13, 2009, 6:37 pm, #126609

Hooooolllllllly crap! How did you find out? That looks exactly like my cat! O_o
spacedog - October 13, 2009, 5:12 pm, #126585
Nice one LogicDude.


500 MOTIFAKES -


TAGS: motifakes
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Charles - December 21, 2008, 12:06 am, #45778
Hey congrats Ron!! Also to Culos and Shadowsunn! Now are we going to have to show you another poster of OUTSIDE ?? :o)
Merlin - December 15, 2008, 7:56 pm, #44620
Wait, you're name is Ron's Art?! f***, this whole time I thought it was Ron Sart, or Ronsart. Never occurred to me that it could be Ron's Art...
... - December 15, 2008, 5:53 pm, #44600
as a random vistor (maybe twice a week) always looking for your posts Mr. RONSART...find very good...so congraulations with the others to your accomplistment. Keep up the great work.
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 2:10 pm, #44572
Beats me! I'm the saddest of the bastards...congrates to Culos too!
Culos - December 15, 2008, 1:28 pm, #44561
Thank you, thank you, thank you. When the next batch of posters comes out I made a little memorial plaque as well. Meantime I'm wondering how I got to become such a sad bastard....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 15, 2008, 1:27 pm, #44560
Has your copy of ph**oshop burst into flames yet? Congrats, Ron!
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 1:14 pm, #44559
My Congrates to you too Mr. Culos for reaching the milestone. Top 4 in the club...WTF we doing?...lol
RONSART - December 15, 2008, 12:57 pm, #44558
THX CUBBY...THX for pic too...those were the great days way back when...when you reach it...now look...you the GOD!...So now we get to watch all the newbies go for it too and beyond...
Cubbybear - December 15, 2008, 11:00 am, #44532
Congrates Ron....It's great to see someone's life just as boring as mine. You're a Motifake master, I bow down to you


STUPID PEOPLE -


TAGS: stupid people motifake sixth sense
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Sho - December 24, 2013, 6:18 pm, #251710
Guess I am one of the few who remained after the end of the dark days of Motifake. Miss your work, Ron
Chech - April 17, 2009, 5:29 pm, #73709
Beautifully ironic.
Bam - April 4, 2009, 12:04 pm, #70418
You spelled "they're" wrong.
Jacob the Jew - April 2, 2009, 9:00 pm, #69912
gee and, naturally, the stupid person is you for making a motifake that's been made two dozen times this year already
Fe-y - February 17, 2009, 12:14 pm, #60292
THERE EVERYWHERE!
Fatty - February 16, 2009, 2:39 pm, #60116
And you smell.
Granny Fucktard - January 14, 2009, 2:20 pm, #51942
You missed "Anoymous"
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 6:04 pm, #51325
Ironic that you don't realize that if you want to be a spelling nazi you first have to learn how to spell..."oMMission." WTF?
Anoymous - January 11, 2009, 5:35 pm, #51321
Ironic that you don't know the difference between "they're" and "there". Here's a tip, an apostrophe is for ommission, so "they are" needs to have an apostrophe as we drop "a": they're


TIME FOR A ROAST -


TAGS: famousfame smart roast motifake calendar
Rating: 3.36/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 13, 2012, 11:57 am, #233179
Bloody despicable Caveman... wow, but just for the last line I'll give you a 5L, he really is a wonder of the world


CAUGHT -


TAGS: caught work nsfw motifake
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ronsart - February 23, 2010, 7:32 pm, #160379
Mr. Sailor getting caught?...lol


COUNSELING - The Sage Greybeards of Motifake stage an intervention on Elder God Douchebag


TAGS: sage greybeards of motifake elder god douchebag
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Elder God Douchebag - January 16, 2009, 6:33 pm, #52453
You should thank me. The tenth planet was full of jerks.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 16, 2009, 4:36 pm, #52422
It won't take. The last time someone tried to erase his evil, he ate just enough time to remove the tenth planet from our solar system from history.


THIS GUY - Gets more action the %90 of Motifakers.




BEER -


TAGS: motifake
Rating: 1.39/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 26, 2010, 1:38 am, #173565
If this was all the effort it took to make a good poster....I'd have more than anyone.........hear that Mustyk?...........1L


FALCON PAWNCH!! - It's a Punch-Down


TAGS: motifake com
Rating: 1.31/5

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Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:29 pm, #206183
Maybe a circumcision joke would suffice?
Donkasaurus - December 9, 2010, 9:29 pm, #206182
I don't even get it...you should have tried to reference "skinner" somehow rofl...
rerun - December 9, 2010, 7:52 pm, #206149

horrible


GRAY BEARDS - how on earth can a noobie match that level of creativity?


TAGS: gray beards creavtive motifake
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by deerbag

Pachmoedius - September 16, 2011, 12:22 am, #224342
It's easy: they can't.
coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 6:13 pm, #208979
Tie-dye beards?


MR. M -


TAGS: motifake motinet lion sick humour
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by caveman

starryn8t - December 27, 2011, 5:05 am, #226990
LoL I love it.
caveman - December 27, 2011, 4:36 am, #226988
If you can't read it the sign says " offer but *** in exchange for life" "Masturbate furiosly" and "Use midget as shield"


PWNED - ...accept it. You may have Variety and Quality But life blocks you out with more of the same So you are always on square one...




MOTIFAKE ADDICTION -




REAL WORLD -


TAGS: real world truth lie motifake
Rating: 4.8/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 8, 2011, 12:13 pm, #224083
And that's why black ppl put everything into the box on the left


NECESSITY - Someone needs to invent a sarcasm font


TAGS: motifake requirement
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by WTFO

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 9:03 am, #224423
Sad but true, sad but f***ing true.
ProfessorMohawk - June 13, 2011, 10:49 am, #219937
um. talk about Flaming


LIFE IMITATING ART -


TAGS: life art courage nothing motifake
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by caveman

conundrum - October 23, 2011, 3:26 am, #225277
Hey! Look! Paris from a blind mans perspective!
Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:24 pm, #224687

5l for courage....lol


A DYING LEAF -


TAGS: motifake google websense endings hammy
Rating: 4.45/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:19 pm, #216676
Part of life unfortunately. Great poster!


THE MOTIFAKE MARCHING BAND - Performs its Aggyday perscision routine To the sound of “Seven drunken nights”




ADAPTING TO MOTIFAKE - If You Realize, That Most Of The Other Stings Just Want To Protect Themselves, It's So Much Easier To Simply Drift...


TAGS: have fun with motifake don t bother
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:47 pm, #171711
Poke, poke. jk 5Ls.


THIS IS NOT A BRAIN -


TAGS: motifake brain cube
Rating: 4.1/5

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maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:25 pm, #230420
That'sThe ALtitude !


TIMMY - He's just as good at Tennis, as he is at Motifaking.


TAGS: timmy the motifake tennis ace
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MustyK

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 12, 2010, 3:17 am, #170874
He's still a better Motifaker than Mustyk.
Fatt Matt - January 26, 2010, 10:56 am, #154531
Better even!


LOLCATS - It sad how a bunch of people can go around the internet finding funny pictures, attaching captions and calling it humor. For shame.


TAGS: motifake kicks lolcats ass
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Sho - June 24, 2010, 6:28 am, #181491
Not to mention, the lolcats fanatics language x_x
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 9:07 pm, #181330
Well said.
Derek - June 22, 2010, 8:51 pm, #181327
Touché :})


BEST ADVICE - If anyone this freaking awesome is running away; Don't stop him to ask.


TAGS: motifake
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by BigDon

Amren - July 14, 2011, 9:09 pm, #221398
Hey, look! It's ME!!!!!
BigDon - July 11, 2011, 8:27 pm, #221283
Don't look back to see for yourself. Just pick up your feet and start running as well.


A TRUE MOTIFAKER -




MOTIFAKE STAFF MEETING -




A LESSON TO ALL -




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CREAM OF THE CROP -


TAGS: cream of the crop motifake
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - March 3, 2010, 9:23 pm, #161599
Kinda sad this is not higher rated?


INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake




REJECTION -


TAGS: rejection not a rerun motifake
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by rerun

GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 5:04 pm, #147911
copy that Ghostrider
rerun - December 24, 2009, 5:02 pm, #147909

http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=9046 If you read the above forum topic you will see....
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:56 pm, #147904
been a while rerun?
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:03 pm, #147882
LOL!!!


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




THAT'S NICE SWEETIE - Now Let Me Finish This Motifake Before We Talk About Retirement Plans...Go Ahead And Make Me A Sammich In The Meantime




RULES - This One Going To Be Rejected Too?


TAGS: rejected motifake facepalm sigh rules
Rating: 2.5/5

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rerun - August 10, 2010, 9:34 pm, #188692

Zack - check your PM's please


SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?


TAGS: doris soup spit parody motifake women
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

*** - January 21, 2009, 2:30 pm, #53557
Spitting in soup: Because cum swapping shouldn't interrupt lunch time.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 14, 2008, 11:01 pm, #36477
I should point out that this was a parody of electric chair guy's posters...just in case.
Smile - November 14, 2008, 10:29 pm, #36471
God help me......Yes...Yes it does.


NINJAS - Don't Worry The Box Is Empty The Ninja Is With Your Mother




10,000 BC -


TAGS: motifake 10 000 bc caveart art
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by kirill

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 10:36 pm, #256041
Dammit steve, I was thinking the same thing. That's about the time motifake started up right?
steve1961 - August 4, 2014, 5:02 pm, #256031
Hey, it's Rerun!
Reality Lord - August 4, 2014, 4:46 pm, #256030

LOL5....a strong 5 cave lions


PRE-MOTIFAKE - this was called a demotivational poster


TAGS: culos premotifake demotivate
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:24 pm, #248606
*receive no real medical.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 3:23 pm, #248604
I've had the plea5ure if telling that to a young 'un a few days ago, lol. I told them, start working, paying bills, recurve no real medical, then the black helicopters come out at night... you'd be unhappy too. This goes into my favorites as well.


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